Cache rules everything around me.

Got my new shirt bitches. Cheq it.

August 29, 2009 · 1 min · 7 words · Matt G

Tase your kids.

Found this wicked company today selling tasers for toddlers. Yup, you read that correctly, the whole purpose of the product is to shoot electrified darts of metal into your kids incase they misbehave. Fuck sending them to their room, sit in a corner or spanking them. Fucking TASE THEM!. These fancy taselers will shoot 6 barbed spikes (that are easily removed) so you can keep your kids in line. Funny that this was invented by a Russian guy....

March 30, 2009 · 1 min · 178 words · Matt G

migrating imap accounts to goo…

migrating imap accounts to google applications free version kinda blows..

March 24, 2009 · 1 min · 10 words · Matt G

This Is Gonna Change the Way You Punch Dicks

It’s the cock shot. Cock Shot from Invisible Engine on Vimeo.

March 24, 2009 · 1 min · 11 words · Matt G

is up too late

is up too late

March 23, 2009 · 1 min · 4 words · Matt G