A few days ago a buddy of mine asked me to setup Squid Proxy on his server. He wanted the ability for it to listen on all available IP’s on the box (512 of them). So, if you used proxy at x.x.x.x it would go out x.x.x.x and y.y.y.y would go out y.y.y.y and so on. After a little digging we found a neat little script written for FreeBSD that would parse all available IP’s on the box and generate the squid configuration for you, saving hours of tedious hand typing....

The other day I was sitting on IRC, shooting the shit with some people in a ninja hidden channel you probably don’t know about because you’re not k-rad like us. Someone linked up a movie as a joke saying “it’s about affiliate marketing”. I was like wow, really, someone made a movie about our industry that’s not some boring dry technical thing, a fictional one with guns and capers and fake blood....

Fuck using laundry soap. Shave your handsoap and use it instead. Instant savings for your next PPC campaign bitches.

Found this wicked company today selling tasers for toddlers. Yup, you read that correctly, the whole purpose of the product is to shoot electrified darts of metal into your kids incase they misbehave. Fuck sending them to their room, sit in a corner or spanking them. Fucking TASE THEM!. These fancy taselers will shoot 6 barbed spikes (that are easily removed) so you can keep your kids in line. Funny that this was invented by a Russian guy....

migrating imap accounts to google applications free version kinda blows..