Found this wicked company today selling tasers for toddlers. Yup, you read that correctly, the whole purpose of the product is to shoot electrified darts of metal into your kids incase they misbehave. Fuck sending them to their room, sit in a corner or spanking them. Fucking TASE THEM!. These fancy taselers will shoot 6 barbed spikes (that are easily removed) so you can keep your kids in line. Funny that this was invented by a Russian guy....
It’s the cock shot. Cock Shot from Invisible Engine on Vimeo.
My buddy works for a certain governmental agency down in St Catherines, Ontario. Since all the students are getting out of school, he has been getting lots of resumes. This one struck him as standing out a little bit. What do you think? Arrogant? or just a creative way of trying to get a job? I may risk sounding a bit arrogant and far from modest, but I am a widely talented, energetic, courteous, honest and creative individual that would be a fantastic asset to the COMPANY NAME HERE....
Today we’ll have a little lesson in how not to run a datacenter. I was going through my old images from my trip down to the datacenter of a company I used to work for and found these little gems. The first photo is clearly the best of them all. Yes ladies and gentlemen, that right there is a LIVE IN USE server (actually, it was one of the major SQL servers if I remember correctly) with a phone sitting INSIDE THE SERVER, and the cables interfering with the fans from running....
Seems someone has put together all the moans and groans that Racheal Ray has done during her show and put it out on the intarweb. Check it out here at the Racheal Ray Experiment.